Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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