I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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