Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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