My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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