Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
this is an emotional support booty call
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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