No, drunk sperm still make babies.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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