I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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