new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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