we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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