So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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