you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
All the doctor said was why
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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