from now on my penis is your penis
farters have to be the big spoon...
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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