The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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