i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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