...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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