Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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