so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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