You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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