i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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