whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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