just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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