Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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