fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize