More tranny stories later!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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