just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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