just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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