2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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