hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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