Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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