so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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