Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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