I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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