do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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