bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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