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You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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