Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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