her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
