Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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