Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
whose parrot is this?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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