I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She made me pour olive oil on her.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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