I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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