I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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