Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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