these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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