I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
third nipple confirmed
This toilet bowl is my home.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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