What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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