I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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