Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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