drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
third nipple confirmed
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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