I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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