So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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