I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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