and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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