I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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