hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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